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Sitaram · Site Admin Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Posts: 1079

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southern Republican?

With elections coming up, we should all decide. Here is a little test
that
may help you decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between a Democrat, a
Republican
and a Southern Republican?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and
charges.
You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man
look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could
we
run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing
the
gun
like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind message does this
send
to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound
me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he
was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few
days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....

(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter's voice, "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver
Tips??"

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